The "Nutty Professor" or Marco Pierre White on his day off ? Who knows ?

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"Mad scientist gets pregnant and goes blind after masturbating to his square breasts!"  from JG
 
"In an effort to hide his pregnancy, Bill the balding dentist assumes the position of a clothes line pole and wears blinders. After all, if he can't see them, they can't see him." from Curth Thurston

AAhhh, this f%#& Alien is trying to come out again!!! ................Pablo

Ahhhhhh...I'm falling and my balls are in my belly !..................Mantha

What's my arse doing round front!........ Graham Mckenna